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Rebecca Woodward  
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mother, your boxes are full of things no one wants  your cabinets and closets and drawers are bursting-  
they cannot be shut   
out of them your life spills like worn clothing  
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and pieces of tin foil  your rooms are stacked to the ceiling with  delicate things I was never allowed to touch   
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when the muddy floodwater poured into your parents’ house,  swallowing everything you could own of the past,  what did you most want back again?   
when I, as a child, brok The Collector
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Things Not To Do In The Library

Journal Entry: Mon Feb 25, 2008, 7:47 PM
1. Don't ask one employee a question and then, dissatisfied with the response, ask the employee ten feet away the same question, hoping for a different response. I CAN HEAR YOU. Either you think I'm a total moron or you think that I care so much about you that I am deliberately misleading you vis-a-vis library policies. Either way: Bite me. And get over yourself.

2. Don't send your child to check out alone when you know you have an exorbitant fine. Making me tell a six-year-old that he can't check out his videos because he owes us $25 is just low. Also, when I send the child to fetch you so we can work the problem out, do not send him back to me repeatedly to ask what the fines are for and to haggle a price that he has to pay to have your card un-blocked. I hate you.

3. We are not a grocery store. Do not stare at us icily, waiting for us to bag your books.

4. Don't walk up to my desk and take the pen/pad of sticky notes/rubberband that is sitting DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME ON MY DESK without asking and walk away. For the love of God people, what is wrong with you?

5. Never open with "I don't know anything about computers..." That is the precise moment I check out of our interaction. Any request that follows is only going to be painful, frustrating and life-absorbing. The moment you utter those words I start trying to get rid of you.

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  • Listening to: Radiohead

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 25
  • Current Residence: Michigan
  • Interests: Painting, Music, Reading, Geography
  • Favourite movie: Moulin Rouge, Out of Africa, A Room With A View, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Favourite band or musician: Rilo Kiley, The Decemberists, Sufjan Stevens, Nina Simone, Fiona Apple, Bob Dylan, Wasis Diop
  • Favourite genre of music: Indie, Soul
  • Favourite artist: Mucha, Chagall, JW Waterhouse, Rothko, Picasso (is it cliche to say so?) Degas, Warhol
  • Favourite poet or writer: Franz Kafka, Sylvia Plath, David Means, Michael Chabon, Jeffrey Eugenides, Dylan Thomas
  • Favourite photographer: Tokihiro Sato
  • Favourite style of art: Abstract Painting and Photography
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod
  • Favourite cartoon character: Daria, The Tick, Invader Zim
  • Personal Quote: "I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype" (Annie Hall)
  • Tools of the Trade: Rapier Wit

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~TerryStarlox:iconTerryStarlox: Jul 22, 2008, 7:25:55 PM
Thanks for adding [link] ("CD Torch?") to your favourites
=DarthFar:iconDarthFar: May 31, 2008, 10:49:23 AM
Thank you very much for the fave and +devwatch. I gather it must have been quite a shock for you to find your aunt's picture in my gallery. ;)

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"Out of sight, into the tomato plants, as the saying goes." - DobbyKnits.

"I know you're not Garrity, but you're not exactly sane either." - Maquaii.

*DA-Networking | ~SDS-PAGE | ~sw-KotOR
=WraithTen:iconWraithTen: May 9, 2008, 5:42:36 PM
:wave: Thanks for the favs! :hug:

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The World is Just Awesome [link]
=DarthFar:iconDarthFar: Dec 18, 2007, 8:36:38 PM
Thanks very much for all the faves! :wave:

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Farthos, bug-eyed member of The Four Muskatos, comrade of Wraithos, Jedirikkos and Tanabatamis.

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~esper-nza:iconesper-nza: Dec 16, 2007, 6:22:26 AM
Thank You for the fav:)!
~KettchUp10:iconKettchUp10: Nov 15, 2007, 7:20:14 AM
:wave: Thankies! :boogie:

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"Oh look, it's k-k-k-ken c-c-coming to k-k-kill me." - Otto
~Chimaera-Stormhawk:iconChimaera-Stormhawk: Nov 14, 2007, 6:46:18 PM
Thanks for the fav! :D

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"I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number of individuals who never use their minds if they can avoid it, and an equal number who do use their minds, but in an amazingly stupid way. " -Carl Jung
=WraithTen:iconWraithTen: Nov 1, 2007, 6:46:46 PM
:iconglompsomethingplz::iconbeckwoodward::iconlemmeglompyou2plz:

:rofl:

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Wraithos, member of The Four Muskatos, comrade of Farthos, Jedirikkos, and Tanabatamis.

"Oh sweet lord, I'm a walking doodle." - Cassandra
~KettchUp10:iconKettchUp10: Sep 30, 2007, 9:07:31 PM
Hey, it's me...I was the turkey! [cough] Sorry, I was having a Gir moment. ;) Thanks for the fav. :D

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"Oh look, it's k-k-k-ken c-c-coming to k-k-kill me." - Otto
~finishstrong:iconfinishstrong: Sep 20, 2007, 9:51:06 PM
thanks alot for the :+fav:

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there is never nothing going on
~roxyk630:iconroxyk630: Sep 17, 2007, 5:14:29 PM
Thanks for the favourites!
*Hungrysparrow:iconHungrysparrow: Sep 17, 2007, 4:59:01 PM
Thanks for the fave :)

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=WraithTen:iconWraithTen: Aug 30, 2007, 12:44:38 PM
Thank you for the fav sweetie. :hug:

And OMG...are you ever going to change your flippin' journal? :faint: Seriously, I'm dying over here. My niece, a most awesome writer, has one of the worst journals on dA. :ohmygod: Cut and paste dear, cut and paste...

:rofl:

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Wraithos, future bug-eyed member of The Four Muskatos, comrade of Farthos, Jedirikkos, and Tanabatamis.
=DobbyKnits:iconDobbyKnits: Aug 20, 2007, 3:15:17 AM Mood: Cheerful
Saw your name as a recent visitor. Just thought I'd swing by your page here and say "Howdy!" :cowboy:

Hope you're doing well. :)

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Of course my mind is in the gutter. I keep it there so my career won't get lonely! - L. D.
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=WraithTen:iconWraithTen: Aug 19, 2007, 6:14:43 AM
Grandma would. :rofl:

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Wraithos, future bug-eyed member of The Four Muskatos, comrade of Farthos, Jedirikkos, and Tanabatamis.
~beckwoodward:iconbeckwoodward: Aug 18, 2007, 9:21:28 AM
Really? I wonder who was the first person to think of that. I mean, who sees a squirrel peeing on a birdfeeder and thinks, "I bet some crisco and cayenne pepper would put an end to that"?
*peaceocake:iconpeaceocake: Aug 15, 2007, 5:36:22 AM Mood: Disgust
put some cayenne pepper and crisco on the bird feeder. keeps squirrels from peeing

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I knew you were coming so I baked a cake.
*flower-lovers
=WraithTen:iconWraithTen: Jul 25, 2007, 7:28:52 AM
:glomp: Hi! :D Thanks for the :+fav: on Starlight.

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"The world's about to be destroyed, there's no point getting all annoyed. Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you..." The Dolphin Song - Joby Talbot

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=WraithTen:iconWraithTen: Jul 16, 2007, 10:33:21 AM
Hey! I resemble that remark,

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"The world's about to be destroyed, there's no point getting all annoyed. Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you..." The Dolphin Song - Joby Talbot

*sw-KotOR | ~Nerf-Herder
*jedirikk1138:iconjedirikk1138: Jul 15, 2007, 10:50:25 AM
Thanks for adding Audrey Hepburn to your favourites. Great to see the family ties in action!

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Last of the Time Lords...
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=DobbyKnits:iconDobbyKnits: Jul 14, 2007, 9:11:35 PM
:giggle: Well, I suppose I shouldn't complain too loudly about that. At least she tipped me off to the fact that you're a phenomenal writer. :nod: :w00t: :#1:

Thanks very much for giving me the URL to your blog. :boogie: :reading: :lmao: :rofl:

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Of course my mind is in the gutter. I keep it there so my career won't get lonely! - L. D.
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~beckwoodward:iconbeckwoodward: Jul 14, 2007, 7:10:30 AM
Thanks!

Tory is a walking copyright infringement. What can I do?

I keep my real journal here:
[link]
=DobbyKnits:iconDobbyKnits: Jul 12, 2007, 9:37:22 PM Mood: Enjoying The Show
Oh wow! Just spotted your personal quote in your profile. Anyone who digs Annie Hall is :#1: in my book. :reading:

:w00t: :boogie: :winner:

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Of course my mind is in the gutter. I keep it there so my career won't get lonely! - L. D.
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Member of *Apophysis and ~dAKnitters.
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